The next time you are eating peanuts remember that you are also eating a mothers child. Shame on you!

The next time you are eating peanuts remember that you are also eating a mothers child. Shame on you!


Gift idea: for the stylish lady who loves pizza.

Gift idea: for the stylish lady who loves pizza.


Better find a friend with a fireplace soon cause it’s gettin chilly!

Better find a friend with a fireplace soon cause it’s gettin chilly!


Happy teeth mean no toothaches. Floss responsibly!

Happy teeth mean no toothaches. Floss responsibly!


Unicorns aren’t all sunshine and lollipops. Some of us mean business.

Unicorns aren’t all sunshine and lollipops. Some of us mean business.


Love your hair. It frames that beautiful face of yours.

Love your hair. It frames that beautiful face of yours.


Need a place to crash for the night? Turtles are always welcoming and there is plenty of room in that shell!

Need a place to crash for the night? Turtles are always welcoming and there is plenty of room in that shell!


Want to settle an argument? Bring a smoking monkey with you. They’ll get the message loud and clear.

Want to settle an argument? Bring a smoking monkey with you. They’ll get the message loud and clear.


Cigars mean business - and dinosaurs smoking cigars are not fucking around.

Cigars mean business - and dinosaurs smoking cigars are not fucking around.


When you’re having cramps it’s usually a sign that you’re body is lacking in tea parties (a well-known cure for cramps) so call up your friends, put on your finest gown and drink up! 

When you’re having cramps it’s usually a sign that you’re body is lacking in tea parties (a well-known cure for cramps) so call up your friends, put on your finest gown and drink up!